geri lipschultz
A Christmas of Her Own
The crack of dawn, pale yellow light sneaks
in through all my windows. I see snow
like a can of vanilla frosting. A new day.
Very nice.
Then, I sit up on my bed, and look at this!
Have you no privacy? Go get married, I tell you. Go find a home of your own. This house is mine. I labored for this home. I came to this country with twenty dollars in
my pocket. My husband worked three jobs,
and I waited for him in the park.
Together, at three o’clock in the morning, we walked to the
apartment. Pitch dark, six flights
up. Two little rooms, a shower stall in
the kitchen. We cooked on a hotplate. A bathroom down the hall that we shared. We had three kids in that tiny apartment on
You know what it’s like to do diapers in a
bathroom down the hall?
Oh, that first night we came to
You think I go in a hotel and make
kissy-kissy in silk sheets? No, I sit on
a park bench on
I graduated from college, you know.
You should go to college, make something of
yourself. Instead of just staying here
by me and making trouble. I’d rather sit
in the street than be an uninvited guest in someone else’s house. I’d prefer to starve than eat food that
belongs to someone else. You people are
leeches. That’s what you are. And you are full of mischief. You have probably pawned my husband’s ring already.
What am I going to do when Stuart finds out
you took his father’s jade ring? He will
blame me.
I put on my little red fluffy slippers and
take twenty steps to go wash up.
You stay here. I need my privacy.
In the bathroom, I look out the window to the
north. It’s a dark blue out there. Dark blue in here, too. My daughter in law always tells me to fix up
the broken tiles, but why should I? I
don’t need to impress anyone. I take
care of leaks, but who cares what it looks like. I’m not running a fancy hotel, just a home
for me and Grampa.
I wash up, do my business, and freshen up the
room a little, because my grandchildren are coming. I don’t want to hear that little
Must be careful, don’t want to crack any
bones today.
I look into the mirror, and I see that old
face. My fingers touch my cheeks. They look like sagging plums. Once I had a pumpkin face. Still, my face very smooth, not one
wrinkle. It’s because my grandmother
cooked me ginseng. I am healthy as a
horse. I fumble for the few hairs on my
head, and I pin them up. Oh, I love my
little caps. I will put on lipstick in a
few hours. Now I’ll have to just be who
I am, an eighty-year old survivor of
I’m going back to my room, get dressed for
Christmas Day at Stuart’s. He will come
to pick me up, and then I’ll stay there a few days. That’s what he said. Usually, when I come back, the house is quiet.
It’s because they all lie down in comas.
Some on the floor, others on the couch.
I don’t care, so long as it’s quiet. Maybe some of them will get a
transfer.
And you, you two get your own apartment! Better that way.
Rachel makes a big deal out of the holiday,
even though she is not Christian. She
says she does it for Stuart, but we are not religious. We had a tree because Grampa said what harm
is there in a tree. Used to be that
Grampa would cook lobster on Christmas, and we’d have our old friends come
over, but that has not been for a long time.
Then, when he was alive, Grampa would cook here, and we’d bring the
lobster to Stuart’s house in
I look around this room.
Everything you see, I bought it.
I came here with nothing but twenty dollars,
and now look – I have a castle. Two chairs with all my sweaters, and magazines
and books. Over there is where I keep my
handbags. Jewelry – so much that I have
to put a box in the bank. So, don’t even
bother stealing it.
I want to wear my Christmas sweater
today. The one with the little Santa and
the chimney with the stockings. One
hundred percent cotton. I am getting
tired looking for that sweater.
Everything all folded up neatly.
The yellow, the pink, the turquoise, bunch of black sweaters, bunch of
red sweaters.
But not the sweater I want. Where did you put it?
Well, I will look for it after
breakfast. I go downstairs in the
flannel pants I bought with my daughter-in-law on the Avenue the other
day. Carefully, I hold onto the railing, I make sure the red slipper does not slip
with me rumble-tumble down these stairs. Everything with Grandma is
slow-slow.
I see they are all there on the couches, the
little one is still asleep. I am going
to ignore them. Maybe they will not think
about breakfast. I open the door to the
kitchen, and now the light from the north is not so dark. I see out the window. What is that?
People out there, too? I close
the curtains. What do they think they
are looking at? I shake the little
teapot, enough water, so turn on my stove.
I don’t have my paper. Too much
snow to take the trip down to the Avenue.
So I just sit down in my special chair and just wait for the water. Then I get up, pull out the milk from the
Frigidaire. I find a piece of bread in
there, and I remove a little slab of butter that was an extra from the diner.
Okay, I take more bread, slip three slices into my toaster oven, and I go back
to my chair. I think I’ll have sanka
today. It’s going to be a big meal, and
I will eat like a king. I packed my bag
to stay over Stuart’s house. Oh yes, I
have to make out the presents for my children.
Eleven special cards that hold money.
I bought them yesterday. Walked
to the Avenue. Step by step. The man, he called me, “Grandma,” and I said,
“I’m not your Grandma.”
He said, “You got a big family.”
And I said, “Yes. A lot of grandkids.
Eleven.”
“Me, too,” he said. “I got eleven, too.”
Think about it. I don’t care if I am alone. I will never marry again.
What, are we having, a conference here? I ask you nicely to get out, but you just
stare at me. Everybody says you are not
here.
That’s what they think, my children. They think I am crazy. But look, these
villains here have no decency. How do you ignore someone having sex right
before your eyes. I’d like to see Rachel
do that.
I will do anything to shut you up.
You want ham and liverwurst, okay. A little here, and a little there. One piece on the pink tile table. One piece on the television cabinet. One piece on the hutch. One piece on each of the coffee tables. You want a good deal? Go to the Diner! I don’t see anybody putting
any money in my hands!
I take a piece of paper towel and wipe my
fingers. I run the water and dry my
hands.
You’re welcome, you’re welcome, but this is
the last time, I tell you.
I think the cards are here, but I don’t see
them. I’ll get them in a minute. I
remember when we would go shopping, Grampa and I. We always picked out special things for the
boys, each one of them, and now the wives and of course the children. Grampa likes to get the children special
things. Remember when we gave the big
girls all my dresses, the ones I brought from
That’s her picture over there with the
American boyfriend. Very sexy.
My grandchildren are beautiful. Bad luck to say it, but it’s true. Mrs. Monroe, my across-the-street neighbor,
she always said it. Eleven I got. You mix Asian with anything, it’s beautiful. My daughters in law, when they have babies,
nobody had to tell me which is mine.
When we went to the maternity ward, Grampa and I, I spotted them with my eagle eye. Mrs.
Monroe, she is lucky, has Joe, her husband, but he has a bad heart. And next-door, my neighbor Mrs.Caruso. Her husband is dead, too, but she goes to
parties. And she bakes for the
policemen. She remodels her house left
and right. First, wallpaper everywhere, then two years later, she rips it off,
not a speck left. Everything white. Carpets get pulled up, and you see sparkling
wood floor, Oriental rugs. Next year,
it’s tiles. As for me, I don’t care what
my house looks like. So long as I can
stay in it. So long as there’s heat and
hot water, what do I care. I must
remember to give that dollhouse furniture to
I put the butter on my toast, and I drink my
sanka. Soon as I am done, I will make
out the envelopes for each person in the family. Oh, we have a big family, but not everybody
will be there.
Grampa said that one day we would have to
tell them all the stories, the ones we were afraid to tell. How do you tell five little boys stories when
you can hardly get them to sit still.
Maybe today I will tell them.
Even his real birthday, I never tell it.
His real name, my real name. We
made up stories to tell them. They never
questioned us, until they got married, and these women want to know the
truth. Maybe they throw us in jail for
the truth. We’re here sixty years
almost. I wonder if they would dig up
Grampa and throw him in jail for the truth.
Oh, where are those envelopes. Where you put them? Ah, that’s the telephone. Ring-ring.
Never rush for a telephone. See if the caller decides it’s a wrong
number. Hello.
“Hi Mom,” says Rachel. “Merry Christmas.”
“Merry Christmas,” I say it back.
“How are you today?”
“I am fine.”
“How did you sleep?”
“Fine.”
“Did you eat yet?”
“I had my breakfast.”
“What did you have?”
“Toast and sanka,” I say.
“Good,” she says. “Here’s Stuart.”
Stuart says hello, starts to ask me about the
food and sleeping.
“I already said it,” I say. “Rachel will tell you.”
“So, are things quiet?” he asks.
“The villains took my things.”
“Mom, you know there really aren’t any
villains.”
“Okay.”
“But you are still seeing them?”
“Yes.”
“Did you take your meds?”
“After breakfast is when I take them.”
“What things can’t you find now?”
“They took my sweater, and they hid my
cards.”
“What cards.”
“Cards I bought with Rachel two days
ago. For the Christmas money. You go ask Rachel.”
“Did they take the money?”
“I don’t know,” I say.
“Did you look for it,” he says.
“Not yet,” I say. “I just got up. I am eating my breakfast.”
“Good,” he says. “We’ll help you look for it when we get
there.”
I used to give out medication to my patients
in the hospital. Some of them, they
don’t want the pills. I am like those
patients because these pills make me crazy.
Sometimes they make the villains go away, but it also makes my hair fall
out. And gives me back pains and leg
pains.. My nose drip-drips. I look like Rudolph the red-nosed
Grandma. Ha-ha. I’ll tell it to
Okay, pills.
Line you up, and drink-drink.
Now, I go up the stairs and get ready for
when they come.
What?
Someone at the door?
Those lazy villains sleeping on my couches. You get up. Get up. Get up.
Who could it be? Too early for them.
The door opens and it’s Stuart, holding a
key. I am halfway up the stairs. I forget which way I’m going, up or
down. My son runs up to help me down the
steps. He asks why am I not dressed yet.
I slip into the Toysanese, because I do not
want the others to know what it is I say, “How come you don’t say you’re gonna
be here so soon. I’m not ready. You only call few minutes ago.”
“They called on Daddy’s BlackBerry, Grandma,”
says William, my grandson. “It was about an hour ago.”
“How you know what I say?” I ask him in
English. He hugs me. Look how big he is, with strong arms and that
hair, light like his mother. He is
letting it grow. Hope not as long as his
mother’s! His sweater is scratchy. It’s beautiful, Irish knit.
“He’s taking Mandarin in college,” says
Stuart.
“Oh, smart boy,” I say, because the Chinese
language is difficult. But the Toysanese
and the Mandarin are not the same. I
wonder how did he know what I said.
“Merry Christmas, Grandma,” says
“Merry Christmas,” I say.
“What is this?” I ask, feeling something that feels like
velvet sticks on my head.
“Antlers, Grandma,” she says giggling.
But I take them off for the pressure.
“Aw,” she says. “You look so cute, Grandma.” She puts them on her head, looks at me, asks
me, “How do I look?”
“Cute,” I say.
She turns to her daddy, says, “Do I really
look cute like Grandma?”
“Dazzling,” he says, then gives me a hug,
says, “Merry Christmas, Mom.”
“Something smells, Grandma.”
“I sprayed the bathroom,” I say.
“Not that kinda smell,” she says. “Smells like salami.”
“Never mind,” says Stuart.
“What’s this,” I hear Billy say.
“Just throw it out,” I hear Rachel say. She
says it quiet, like I’m not supposed to hear it.
“Throw what out?” I say. “What salami?”
“Nothing,” Stuart says. He asks me if I’m ready to go soon. “I don’t think you want to wear your pajamas,
do you, Mom?”
“No,” I say.
“I am looking for my sweater.”
“My God,” Billy says. “This is disgusting.”
“Shhh,” Rachel says.
“What’s the matter?” I ask.
Stuart asks me how I am feeling.
“Fine,” I say. “A little headache.”
“You take some Tylenol?” he says.
“What’s this,” I ask him pinching his woolly
sweater, that is Irish knit, just like the one on Billy, very warm looking.
“That your new sweater? That your
Christmas present?”
“How do you know?” he says, smile on his
face. He, too, has an apple face, just
like the little one. Billy resembles his mother. His eyes big, hazel color. His face not so dark. But he is handsome,
looks like he getting taller than his father.
“You forget to shave?” I ask Billy.
“I’m growing a beard,” he says. “Do you like it?”
“It’s okay,” I say. “You, too, with your Christmas sweater,
Billy?”
“Yes, Grandma. Compliments of Santa.”
“You see.
Grandma is a detective.”
“And Daddy is Santa,” says
“Who says,” I say.
“Me,” says the little smart one. “
“What are all these cards?” Stuart asks.
“What are you fishing around my things for?”
I ask. Then, I realize it. “What cards?”
“There are a stack of cards here with nothing
on them but ‘Merry Christmas,’” says Stuart.
Maybe these are the cards ----“
“Where did they put those cards?”
“Here, Mom.
You want
“Yes. Thank you.”
“Where is the money?”
“Upstairs.
I will get it.”
Slowly I go up the steps, and I hear someone
say, “My God.”
“Who is that in my bedroom?”
“It’s me, Mom,” says Rachel.
“No one supposed to go into my bedroom,” I
say it.
“I wanted to help you look for your Christmas
sweater.”
“If I wanted help, I would ask for it,” I
say. I see my Christmas sweater on the
bed. “Thank you.” I close the door to my
room, and I get changed. All of sudden I
remember where I put the money, under the mattress, to hide it, and I try with
my little arms to lift up-up. Why the
mattress won’t budge? Oh, I try
again. This time, I pretend my arm is a
squirrel and shove it under, and I feel the little curls of cash, pull it out,
count it. Beautiful. Five hundred and fifty dollars. Shove eleven fifty-dollar bills in my pocket. Black jeans I am wearing. This goes with the red and green and
white. Pull over the turtle-neck white
shirt, then button up the Christmas sweater.
Take a red cap and arrange it on my head. Look around.
“Get out.
Get out! You still here?” I say it quietly, so no one will hear the old
lady talking to herself, then say ‘who are you talking to?’
Slowly go down the steps, one step at a
time. Everybody takes a turn in the
bathroom, and
William, my grandson, picks up my bag for
me. I didn’t even ask for it, but I am
grateful.
“What’s that?” says Stuart.
“That is my bag.”
“Why so big,” Stuart asks.
“My clothes for a few days,” I say.
“We are going to
“I thought you were going to take me to
“No, we are going to
I don’t say anything. “Why doesn’t anybody tell me?” I say,
finally.
“I did tell you,” Stuart raises his
voice. “You are confused.”
“I will take a cab to Winston house,” I say.
“No,” says Stuart in that ugly voice.
Soon we are in Stuart’s big van heading to
“I thought we were going to Jersey,” I say to
“No,” she says. “We are going to Uncle Winston. Uncle Winston
lives in
“Why not
“No,” she says. “We are going to Uncle Win’s.”
“Not right,” I say. “I am no fool. Somebody is playing games with me.”
“When we come back from
“I can call a cab,” I tell
I don’t say anything, but I feel angry. How come no one told me we were going to
Thoughts are rocking in my brain. If I speak, I say something not suitable for
Christmas. “Where are you taking me?” I
say it, finally.
“We are going to Winston’s house,” says Stuart
from the front seat. He has that sound
in his voice that shows he’s angry.
“Relax,” says Rachel. “It’s Christmas, and
it’s snowing,” she says. “You don’t want
to get all riled up over this. Just take
your time.” Her face profile. I see it from the back seat. She has a long nose. I think she has powder on it. Her hair is blonde, but not natural that way. Her natural color, who knows. It’s long, a little curl to it. She wears sunglasses. A little fur on her hat, around the rim. She looks straight ahead now.
“Are we stopping to get dim sum from
Chinatown?” asks
“Yes, sugar,” says Rachel.
“I want don tat,” she says.
“Of course,” says the mother.
“You let me out in
“You’re not going back home,” says
Stuart. “You’re going to Winston’s, Mom,
so just relax.”
“Too much trouble to drive me.”
“No it’s not, Grandma,” says
Stuart stops the car in front of the
restaurant, tells Rachel to watch out for the police, and he goes in. Rachel turns around and takes her sunglasses
off, and I see her tired eyes. She tells
me that it’s going to be a happy day today.
She says she’s sorry if I am confused, that I can come to her house when
they come back. “Okay, Mom?” she
says.
“Okay,” I say.
Stuart puts the boxes of dim sum in
the back of the van, and we head to Winston’s, uptown. The city looks like one of those glass bowls
that you turn upside down and it snows.
Soon we are there, and Winston orders Billy to help me get out of the
car.
“I don’t need anybody’s help,” I say. “I carry my own things.” Oh, my legs get stuck. Hard to push them out the door. Billy takes my bags and reaches out to grab
me from under my arms. He is getting so
big. The air is ice because I’ve been in
the car so long. Good thing I put on my
boots. Oh, shivering.
“Very cold,” I say. “Icy.”
“Don’t fall on me, Grandma,” Billy teases.
“You will crush me!”
Winston lives in a big building. Very fancy, with a big sitting room in the
lobby. Lots of gold. Marble, too.
We are all in the elevator, five of us, many packages. A mirror in the elevator. We have snowflakes on us, I see. The elevator man, he asks who we are going to
see. “Tengs,” says Stuart. “Tenth floor.”
“Oh, Winston and Marie?”
“Cassandra, too,” says
“Oh, yes, Cassandra. Are you her little cousin?”
“Yes,” says
“You look just like she did when she was a
little girl.”
The elevator man looks at me. “You have beautiful grandchildren,” he says.
“Thank you,” I say.
It is a long walk to Winston’s door. Fancy wallpaper, gold trim everywhere. Looks like a palace. Big framed paintings hanging even in the
hallway. Every room is so big you could
get lost in it. Billy is with his arm in
my arm, or else I would run back, take the subway back to
Opening the door, a maid comes to take our
coats. “Hi,” she says. “You must be Winston’s mother.”
“Yes,” I say.
“And you must be ---his baby brother?”
“No,” says William. “Actually, I’m his nephew.”
“I’m new,” she says, the lady, who is all in
white, like a nurse, except for the black apron.
“Are you Amelia Bedelia?” asks
“My name is
“
“Well, Aurie, you look like just like a
little princess. Don’t you?”
“Come with me,” she says to
“Come on, Mom. It’s Christmas. Come enjoy yourself.”
“What’s to enjoy myself,” I say.
As we walk into Winston’s living room, I
begin to hear a sound of many people.
Sounds like a movie theatre. I am
wishing that I did not come. I do not
want to see strangers. Marie’s family,
maybe they will all be there too.
Cassandra’s friends, too, and Winston’s business friends. What do I say to all these people? Hello, how are you? Nice weather?
Food is delicious? Why do they
want an old lady like me to spoil their fun?
“Just put me somewhere where I can sit down,”
I say to Stuart. We see Winston,
now. He sees us, stops shaking hands
with some man in a suit, and runs to me.
Winston is my number two son. He is taller than Stuart, more distant. You never know what he thinks. He was the sweetest baby, gave me no trouble. I look at him, and I see someone I hardly
know. It’s because the boys, they all
grow up in
“Mom!”
He gives me a big hug. I smell
whiskey on his breath. “Everybody,” he
says to this crowd. “This is the woman
who brought me into the world.”
They start clapping.
I look down.
How come all these people are in my house again? I thought I asked them to leave? Cassandra
suddenly in front of me. “Hi Grandma,”
she says, bends down for hug and kiss.
She looks at me, asks how I am, will I take off my jacket and hat.
“No, just sit down somewhere,” I say.
Cassandra, tall and skinny, like her mother,
says she is going to get me pepsi, and her mother, Marie comes over to me. Her hair is all pulled back in a bun, like
mine, but she has make up and wearing high heels.
“Don’t insult us, Mom,” she says, a smell
mixed of perfume and liquor. “Let me get
a plate for you.”
“Let me just sit, Marie,” I say. “Catch my breath.”
“Mom, did you see the tree?” she says.
“Oh, Grandma,” cries my little
“For me?”
“A little box, Grandma,” she says. “What could it be?”
I get this flash in my brain of Grampa’s jade
ring, the ring I lost, and I get upset.
“I don’t know,
“This is Uncle Win’s house,” she says.
“But I am not dead, yet,” she said. “I am still here. I saved all this money up to buy a house, and
then I --- oh, what’s the use.”
“It’s okay, Grandma,” says
“I am fine here,
I hear
Then the two of them stand in front of
me. I am thinking of Grampa’s ring,
what they did with it, the villains.
They probably pawned it.
Suddenly, I remember Grampa wanted me to tell them the stories. We always tell stories at Christmas, when we
sit together, and Grampa makes lobster, and everybody is together. But I don’t know who all these people
are.
“What they doing here?” I ask it to Stuart.
He says, “Shhh, Mom. They are Winston’s friends. They’ve come for some holiday cheer. They will be leaving soon, and then Marie
will serve dinner. Why don’t you open your present.”
“What present?”
“The one in your hand, Mom.”
“Later,” I say. “Later I will open it up. Pass out the envelopes, will you,
“Want me to put them under the tree,
Grandma?”
“Sure,” I say. People come up to me, shake my hand, say what
a lovely family I’ve got, and I say thank you.
“Are they leaving?” I ask
“Yes, Grandma,” she says, puts her fingers to
her little lips. “Shhh. Not yet.” She giggles.
“What so funny.”
“You are, Grandma.”
“You put those antlers on me again?”
“You want me to?”
“Sure,” I say. “I’ll be Rudolph the red-nosed Grandma.”
“You are funny, Grandma,” she says, with
those giggles that sound like little bells. “I’ll go get them.”
“Okay.
I’ll wait here.”
“Oh,” says Cassandra. Her long skirt swishes past me. “I forgot your pepsi, Grandma.” She brings me a glass, asks me if I want her
to open up my present.
“Sure,” I say. “If you would like to.”
“I love opening up presents.”
“Aren’t you getting too big for presents,
Cassandra,” I tease my granddaughter.
“Never, Grandma. I’m never going to be too big for presents.”
“How is school?”
“No more school for me, Grandma. I’m a working girl, now?”
“You work like your mother – actress?”
“No, Grandma.
I’m a speech therapist.”
“What you do, tell people how to speak
properly.”
“That’s right, Grandma. I help them pronounce their letters, that
kind of thing.”
“Pays well?”
“Sure.”
“You like that line of work?”
“Yes.
I like to help people.”
“I worked as a nurse for thirty years.”
“I know, Grandma. I remember.
You worked hard.”
“I never took a vacation until Grampa got
sick. Some vacation.”
“You could